h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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queerlava:

all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh

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